Monday, April 20, 2009

Pink Slip: Fashion Police Calling

You want to look your best the day of your Prom. But sometimes bad dresses happen to good people. You don't want a call from the fashion police. Stick with these tips, and you should be ok...

Tip #1 - Flags are not dresses. There is no reason to process your love for your country by weaning a prom dress in its honor.

Tip #2 - Do not buy a dress that makes you look like you just made out with some sort of giant man with abnormally large lips.


Tip #3 - Too much of a good thing CAN be wrong. Take the below dress - pink, floral print, ruffles, none of these are bad things. But together they join forces to make it look like Strawberry Shortcake threw up all over you.



If you bought one of these dresses, maybe you were having a bad day, maybe you suffered from a head trauma that caused you to believe you were making a good decision. Whatever the case, if you bought one of these dresses, call us immediately!

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