Day 10! Can you believe only 15 days left until Christmas?
Here I am in my MC HAMMER shirt. Truth: my mom hates this shirt-dress so much. I love it - It's got golden glitter arrows on it... it's amazing... like cake and ice cream mashed together. I think for Christmas maybe I'll go to Top Shop and buy my mom a matching shirt! Sounds good, right?
PS- I had to resort to taking pictures of myself in mirrors because no one was around to celebrate Sparkle!
Also why can't we figure out how to turn this picture?
We're just gliding through this 25 days of sparkle.
This could be the best or worst thing I've ever done. Top Shop convinced me to work these sequin leggings and I did except for the fact they itched like no other and I only made it half way through the day in these bad boys. I'm not so sure if I'll ever wear them again due to the fact that my legs are still chapped and scratched but they definitely provided the sparkle needed for the season!
Let's be real. The more time goes by, the less amount of people remember Wayne's World. This is a shame on many levels. The hysterical comedy stylings of Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar should always be remembered and Carly and I chose to acknowledge that fact everyday.
Sometimes, it's like we're speaking our own language. We get funny looks, we get the 'what are you two talking about stares', we get the gentle compassionate faces from people in checkout lines at stores who think we might be crazy, but what they don't understand is that we're speaking in "Wayne's World." That's right, based on this killer movie from 1992, that we have probably seen a cumulative 200 times, we can have an entire conversation based in quotes.
For example:
Carly: Where's the tagging gun?
Lauren: I don't even own, a gun! Let alone many guns that would necessitate and entire rack! What am I gonna do... with a GUN RACK?
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Loan Document Lady: We're going to make sure you have everything together and everything you need for Pink Slip Boutique!
Carly and Lauren: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
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Lauren: Happy Birthday, Carly! Here is your present. Open it!
Carly If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
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State of Illinois Articles of Incorporation Department: Do you have a lawyer?
Lauren: Yes. Ahm, no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.
Carly: That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for *you* or for anybody."
We could go on for days.
We realize we're dating ourselves with this but we like to pass the film on to younger generations who otherwise might never know the true meaning of 'spew'. NETFLIX IT TODAY!!!
